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Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Review... Without Reviewing It!


I just watched the funniest movie I have seen in a long time! And before I get flooded with "Cop Out" was a much better film, I would say they are on equal par.

The Other Guys (Will Ferrel and Mark Wahlberg star in this side splitting comedy about two police officers... And that is all the review you will get from me.

But that's not the end of this post. Here is what I think one of the funniest scenes from the whole movie.

Terry is played by Marky Mark and Allen is Will...

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

29 comments:

  1. Ok, seems like I'm gonna have to watch this movie.

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  2. I want to watch it,
    so did Will Ferrell sing in this film?
    He sings in every film. <3

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